I’ve never understood why guys will call girls whores or sluts when the girls don’t want to sleep with them…. like, yes, shame me for my right to have sex, which I’m not currently using

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

(Source: shebegb)

my cat only has five nipples

Me:It's Talk Like a Pirate Day today.
Mom:Every day is Talk Like a Pirate Day if you're not lame.

(Source: rock-will-survive)

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

You’re an annoying baby.

(Source: pewblahh)