clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

(Source: shebegb)

my cat only has five nipples

Me:It's Talk Like a Pirate Day today.
Mom:Every day is Talk Like a Pirate Day if you're not lame.

(Source: rock-will-survive)

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

You’re an annoying baby.

(Source: pewblahh)